I admired much of the original “Happy Feet” (2006), but five years later I’m still considering suing its makers for emotional distress. Certainly the most sadistic aspects of its storyline make it a ...

Yesterday, I watched a shapely female penguin tell me all the ways one could turn her on. Yes, I was watching “Happy Feet.” Despite the strange sexual tension that pervades most of the movie, George ...

"Happy Feet" veers off course about three-quarters of the way through its rather long-feeling 98 minutes. It turns from being a glorious, funny, adorable computer-animated penguin musical about ...