Nothing says love like a good joke. Take this one, for instance: For Valentine’s Day I asked Cupid for a million dollars. Cupid said, “Get real.” So I replied, “OK, I want a boyfriend.” To which Cupid ...

Equally as important as finding the perfect Valentine's Day present, a sweet card can be cherished forever — whether you're celebrating a romantic or platonic relationship this February 14. Make your ...

6. “Oh, here’s an idea: Let’s make pictures of our internal organs and give them to other people we love on Valentine’s Day. That’s not weird at all.” —Jimmy Fallon 7. “I love Valentine’s Day. When ...

Valentine’s Day is a holiday all about love. However, that doesn’t mean it can’t include some laughs too. After all, what’s better than making someone you adore smile and LOL? To help you make that ...

Valentine's Day can be a polarizing holiday. If you have someone to celebrate with and you don’t mind things getting a little cheesy, then you probably don't mind Feb. 14. It's a good day for roses, ...

We’ve included a variety of quirky quips and wordplays that are sure to make them smile from ear to ear. Even if you're ...

HOLDEN — Who needs flowers and chocolates on Valentine’s Day when you can have limited-edition platinum bracelets and a night's stay in a luxury hotel room, even though bars are firmly in place to ...

You are my partner in crime. Even though we agree that price-gouging disaster evacuees for bottled water should be legal. I promise never to lose sight of my love for you or to wear a seat belt. I ...

For Valentine’s Day I asked Cupid for a million dollars. Cupid said, “Get real.” So I replied, “OK, I want a boyfriend.” To which Cupid responded, “Cash or check?” What did the two rocks pledge at ...